Today due to some circumstances I was tensed and that's why I gave a little thought to this tension word and realized some interesting things about this word.
Definition and usage:
Let me first define the tension. Tension is also known as stress. Wikipedia says that : Stress is a biological term which refers to the consequences of the failure of a human or animal body to respond appropriately to emotional or physical threats to the organism, whether actual or imagined.
Different kind of persons use different kind of words when they are under stress.
Aam aadmi used to say: "Bahut tension hai yaar" ,
Engineers used to say " lagi padi hai",
Doctors and high class people ( people who used to wear tie :P) use term "Stress" for this,
Most of the Americans use "Fu**ed up",
Some Americas used to say "Holy SH*t"
I didn't noticed more civilizations so not commenting on them. If you have some more then please use comments section for same :).
Stress Management:
Stress management is a very fast field, if you google this you will get15,600,000 results.
Don't worry I am not going to copy anything from any of the links. I am like to put something which I used to do for stress management. According to me Tension is nothing but a kind of negative enegy so the basic energy principle will work on this which implies:
"Tension can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transformed from one form to another"
This may sound ridiculous to some of you but if you give it a second thought this principle just works fine :).
Lets take an example for explaining it in better way:
Complete Analysis:
Before you start reading this section. Please make sure that you have at least once read something which you shouldn't :P.
Let's define a unit of tension which is used to measure stress level call it T.
Because of the random behavior of human nature the time decay of tension is quite natural lets say it is 10T/hr.
Suppose you got 50T tension suddenly due to any random reason. Now in normal circumstances it will take 5 hrs(50/10) to you to become normal again.
The better way to reduce tension is discuss the cause behind tension to N no. of people. By doing this you will transfer a fraction of your tension to them :). The more people you discuss the more it will get reduced because they will start sharing this with you. There may be some of them which will drastically reduce it by providing you the solution to the problem which is causing tension.
One thing that you should always keep in mind that like every other theory this theory also have exceptions. There are some persons who can act as tension catalyst and if by chance you try to share cause of your tension with any such person then it will increase you tension drastically. So choose the right ones for this.
In the end I request all of you to think of this theory whenever you feel tensed next time.
comments are invited
Definition and usage:
Let me first define the tension. Tension is also known as stress. Wikipedia says that : Stress is a biological term which refers to the consequences of the failure of a human or animal body to respond appropriately to emotional or physical threats to the organism, whether actual or imagined.
Different kind of persons use different kind of words when they are under stress.
Aam aadmi used to say: "Bahut tension hai yaar" ,
Engineers used to say " lagi padi hai",
Doctors and high class people ( people who used to wear tie :P) use term "Stress" for this,
Most of the Americans use "Fu**ed up",
Some Americas used to say "Holy SH*t"
I didn't noticed more civilizations so not commenting on them. If you have some more then please use comments section for same :).
Stress Management:
Stress management is a very fast field, if you google this you will get15,600,000 results.
Don't worry I am not going to copy anything from any of the links. I am like to put something which I used to do for stress management. According to me Tension is nothing but a kind of negative enegy so the basic energy principle will work on this which implies:
"Tension can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transformed from one form to another"
This may sound ridiculous to some of you but if you give it a second thought this principle just works fine :).
Lets take an example for explaining it in better way:
Complete Analysis:
Before you start reading this section. Please make sure that you have at least once read something which you shouldn't :P.
Let's define a unit of tension which is used to measure stress level call it T.
Because of the random behavior of human nature the time decay of tension is quite natural lets say it is 10T/hr.
Suppose you got 50T tension suddenly due to any random reason. Now in normal circumstances it will take 5 hrs(50/10) to you to become normal again.
The better way to reduce tension is discuss the cause behind tension to N no. of people. By doing this you will transfer a fraction of your tension to them :). The more people you discuss the more it will get reduced because they will start sharing this with you. There may be some of them which will drastically reduce it by providing you the solution to the problem which is causing tension.
One thing that you should always keep in mind that like every other theory this theory also have exceptions. There are some persons who can act as tension catalyst and if by chance you try to share cause of your tension with any such person then it will increase you tension drastically. So choose the right ones for this.
In the end I request all of you to think of this theory whenever you feel tensed next time.
comments are invited
7 comments:
Funny and sarcastic :)
i` myself don`t believe in term STRESS Management , why the Fu$k one would like to manage stress ?
Stress is not TIME which do need management. Stress does`nt exist as such but we start contemplating and think about situations which are close to impossible.
Life is about living in the present Moment, You can`t afford to waste TIME in managing STRESS.
And about your theory , its awesome :)
Thx for your valuable comment.
I also don't believe in stress management but if somebody falls into stress trap then something needs to be done for it.
(S*)IT Happens :P
I knew that u r a gud philosopher and today u proved it. Well your theory impressed me and I believe u've successfully transferred your tension to the readers of this blog.
Gud work chill, now your secret of being "chill" is revealed but your victims are still a secret to whom you use to transfer your tensions in our college days :)
That is not just secret.. that is something Top secret :P
hmm...to ye raaz hai tumhaare chill rehne kaa.....apni saari tension tumne vaibhav ko successfully transfer kar di...
"why the Fu$k one would like to manage stress ?" :P
Nice Theory Praveen...
It is very impressive...
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